41 reasons why a 41 year old should not attempt the NaNoWriMo challenge

  1. i don’t have any ideas worth writing about
  2. my life is a melodrama but i can’t find the word to really put it together
  3. my mother hates when i write about her
  4. i don’t have time enough now to write a blog every night
  5. what plot?
  6. i am a character don’t know if i have enough personalities to put on paper
  7. its really all dribble no one wants to read
  8. reading is for people who don’t have TiVo
  9. all i really want to do when i wake up is nap
  10. if i have time to write i should have time to exercise
  11. if i have time to exercise i could learn to zuumba
  12. if i learn to zuumba i will meet and fall madly in love with antonio banderas
  13. if i fall madly in love with antonio banderas his family will be split up
  14. if antonio banderas family splits because of me i will be home wrecker
  15. i cannot write because i don’t want to become a home wrecker
  16. my son needs me
  17. i have laundry to wash
  18. my dog should be walked everyday
  19. even though my dog is 11 and doesn’t like to walk everyday i should really make him go for a walk everyday
  20. i work 9-10 hour days
  21. i work 9-10 hour days and on the weekend i pretend to keep house
  22. i need a social life
  23. my friends would miss me if i spent my free time writing
  24. if i had a social life my friends would miss me because i was spending my free time writing
  25. if i had a social life i would take zuumba but then we know the road that’s leading us down
  26. if i have that kind of time i should clean my air vents
  27. if i have so much extra time on my hands i could finally finish reading the last 10 books i’ve loaded onto my nook
  28. if i have so much extra free time that i can write a book in a month i should probably make blankets for all my friends and family
  29. if i have so much extra free time that i can write a book in a month maybe i should dust
  30. i really need to clean my kitchen
  31. my car hasn’t been vacuumed in 5 months
  32. i could give my dog a bath every week
  33. i should vacuum my house
  34. my computer its old and i don’t have the software
  35. its the holiday season i have to get ready for thanksgiving
  36. what am i a workaholic
  37. i’ve only wanted to be a writer my whole entire life why should i stop what i’m doing now just to live a girlhood dream
  38. who has the time to write
  39. what exactly would i be writing about
  40. i get bored easily

2 Comments Add yours

  1. yvonne williams-jones says:

    write something on each one of your numbers below.

    1. Wanda Olugbala says:

      maybe i’ll write your life story.

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