my evening plans include eating a massive bowl of chili while sitting in front of the television watching ridiculously mind numbing sitcoms with no discernible plot while sipping a larger than life cup of un-spiked herbal tea i will not send read or answer a single email text or facebook message the phone is dead and the television will go silent after the final sip is sipped and i will carry this weary body up these stairs and lie in bed chasing sleep down like it stole something and i am seek retribution. tonight is the night I reacquaint myself with authentic rest. peace be with you.