I cheated on myself with coconut cake
I can’t even begin to tell you
How good it feels from the fluffy
Marshmallow frosting to the pineapple filling
Oh my head is just spinning
This twice a year delicacy has been
Infamous in the demise of diet plans
Recovering diabetic traumas and no
One minds the cholesterol when it’s around the shame I should be filling
Is temporarily replaced with sheer delight at the prospects of another slice
A fresh cup of coffee dab of hazelnut creamer
I’m sure to hate myself in the morning
Groggy from the sugar rush I’ll surely move slower
But tonight I can’t resist the allure the smell coconut spilling over my plate rim
Oh
My
I’ve fallen it’s true
Cheating on myself with that coconut cake
The hussy