Bad sex lingers like pepto-bismal at the base of your throat. No matter how many glasses of water you drink you just can’t seem to shake that chalky pepperminty blah taste. It makes you wonder if you should have just lived with the sour stomach and diarrhea. Hence the case for celibacy. Standing in her…
Tag: Parenting
Just an Average Day in the Mommyhood
“Mommy I had an accident!” No day goes smoothly that begins with the shriek of those 5 words. “Mommy I had an ACCIDENT!” Lying in bed you pull the covers over your eyes watching the lovely plans for your morning routine go south. You wave goodbye to your well made intentions and rise. Because you…